Favorite Comedy Quotes
Jeff Spicoli: Where'd you get this jacket?
Stu Nahan: I got this from the network. Let me ask you, what's next for Jeff Spicoli?
Your mother should've swallowed you, Rando!Mac
Can you please find somebody else to be creepy with?Jane
Crash Davis: Come on, Annie, think of something clever to say, huh? Something full of magic, religion, bullshit. Come on, dazzle me.
Annie Savoy: I want you.
Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe... 20 million dollars?General Aladeen
Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?
Store Customer: God, the police are such fascist bastards.
General Aladeen: Yes, and not even in a good way.
[Kristofferson comes to Ash's defense after seeing Beaver's son forcing him to eat mud]
Kristofferson: Don't do that.
Beaver's Son: [Looking at Kristofferson's feet] Why'd you take your shoes off?
Kristofferson: So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
White Bitch: Behold, my white castle.
[she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them]
Edward: I think I've been there before.
Sherman Schrader: Who was that?
Bartleby Gaines: Oh, that's our mascot
Sherman Schrader: A sandwich? You're the SHIT Sandwiches?
Phil: Chow! What are you doing here?
Alan: He's my plus one
Chow: We had a sick night bitches
You know what this is? A wing, and you are under it. All three of you, right there.Drillbit Taylor