(Expletive), Glee!

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Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!
Willy: That's actually the sewer line.

I'm going to murder-ball you!


I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.

Marge Gunderson

Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: No.
Kevin: [takes hand lovingly] Jane, I REALLY need $50, can i have the $50?
Jane: [hesitant] ... No?
Kevin: [laughing] See? That was good!
[grabs Jane's drink]
Kevin: Jane, can I have your drink?
Jane: Sure.

Stop fighting it, Cody! Just let go!

Lani Aliikai

[to the Dude] Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.

Malibu Police Chief

Why don't you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!

Gayle Sweeny

I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.

Dr. Evil

[to Charlie] Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan


Vanessa Loring: How do I look?
Bren: Like a new mom. Scared shitless.

Get in loser, we're going shopping.


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