Favorite Comedy Quotes
Let's shag ass.
Royal
Deacon: These miscreants...
Rickey: Miscreants? We are African-Americans!
It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.
Chazz
Jake: Disco pants and haircuts...
Elwood: Yeah, lots of space in this mall.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
Woody: [pets Bullseye the Horse, then suddenly decides to stay] Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.
Rhonda Deane
Dusty Bottoms: What is it doing here?
Ned Nederlander: I think it's a male plane.
Dusty Bottoms: How can you tell?
Ned Nederlander: Didn't you notice its little balls?
Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?
Dr. Evil
Jimmy: THAT was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.
Jimmy: Hey could you help me?
Little Kid: Strangers are danger.
Jane: I never do anything like this.
Kevin: I know.
Jane: You do?
Kevin: Yes, you kept repeating that over and over last night - I never do anything like this... I NEVER do anything like this... I never do ANYTHING like this...
Miranda Hobbes: The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.
Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.
