Favorite Comedy Quotes
Mitch Burns: I swear, the minute I saw her I felt like I was in the room with an angel.
Dan Burns: Yeah, well, this corn is an angel.
They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!Nacho
Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.Sam
Joan Baxter: Maybe God didn't mean a flood in the literal sense. Maybe he meant a flood of... awareness.
Evan Baxter: If that's true... I'm going to be so pissed.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Well. Thanks for that, Bill.
Billy Mack: For what?
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Well, for actually giving a real answer to a question. Doesn't often happen here on "Radio Watford" I can tell you.
Billy Mack: Ask me anything you like, I'll tell you the truth.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Uh... best shag you've ever had?
Billy Mack: Britney Spears.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Wow!
Billy Mack: No, only kidding. She was rubbish.
It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.Chazz
No you're not hardcore! Unless you live hardcore! And the legend of the rent was way hardcore!Dewey Finn
That's one small step for man! One giant... I have a dream!Mike
With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.Raoul Duke
[in the middle of a class lecture] Rock stars have kidnapped my son!Elaine Miller
Jimmy: THAT was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.