Favorite Comedy Quotes
I tea-bagged your drum set!Brennan Huff
"When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language."Alan
[about to ride cheetah] This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.Harold
Peter Gibbons: Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You take a penny from the tray.
Joanna: From the crippled children?
Peter Gibbons: No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody. We're basically doing the same thing only we take it from a much bigger tray and we do it a couple of million times.
I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?Emily
Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?Cher
Peter Gibbons: Look, I don't know about you guys, but I'm tired of being pushed around. Aren't you?
Samir: Yes, Peter, but I'm not going to do anything illegal.
Peter Gibbons: Samir, this is America.
Patrick: Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.
Kat Stratford: Is that right?
Patrick: Yeah, but I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her.
Wearing clothes must be a new experience for you.Darryl Jenks
Jocelyn: [at a board meeting over the April issue] Well... they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking...
Miranda Priestly: Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.
Emily: Andrea, Runway is fashion magazine, an interest in fashion is crucial.
Andy Sachs: What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion?
Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.Alan Garner