Favorite Comedy Quotes
All right, I gotta get this speck up to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P, whatever that means, probably act swiftly awesome packaderm! I mean, how hard can that be?Horton
I don't doubt myself because of you. I feel like the best version of myself when I'm with you, and that makes me doubt everything else.Father Brian Finn
Everybody panic! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat.Jackie Moon
They're break-dance fighting.Mugatu
Olive: Do you think there's a Heaven?
Frank: Well, it's hard to say, Olive. I don't think anyone knows for sure.
Olive: I know, but what do you think?
Frank: Well... um... uh...
Olive: I think there is.
Frank: Think I'll get in?
Be her Daddy!Steve Stifler
Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends.Penny Lane
Nigel: [quietly] Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.
Marlin: Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?
Nigel: Because I can take you to your son.
Marlin: Yeah, right.
Nigel: No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side.
Marlin: That's Nemo!
Pat: You have poor social skills. You have a problem.
Tiffany: I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things.
Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy?The Cheese Whiz
You shoulda kissed her Dave. She wanted you.Alvin
C'mon Meat, throw me that weak-ass shit!Crash Davis