Favorite Comedy Quotes
Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.Cher
But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.Sam
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!Steve Stifler
Jane Winslett-Richardson: [about her baby] In twelve years, he'll be eleven and a half.
Steve Zissou: [pause] That was my favorite age.
Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy?The Cheese Whiz
Nigel: [quietly] Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.
Marlin: Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?
Nigel: Because I can take you to your son.
Marlin: Yeah, right.
Nigel: No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side.
Marlin: That's Nemo!
Pat: You have poor social skills. You have a problem.
Tiffany: I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things.
I think Eskimos are smug.Chuck
They're break-dance fighting.Mugatu
John Beckwith: Get up, you're making us look like pussies.
Jeremy Grey: If I had any air in my lungs I'd scream at you.
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.Al Czervik
Emily: One time an assistant left the desk, because she, I don't know, sliced her hand open with a letter opener. Miranda missed Lagerfeld who had boarded a seventeen hour flight to Australia. She now works at TV Guide.
Andy Sachs: Man the desk at all times. Got it.