Favorite Comedy Quotes
Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.
See you later, gay boys!Mr. Chow
Donna Newman: Will you still love me in the morning?
Michael Newman: Forever and ever, babe
Ricky Bobby: From now on, it's Magic Man and El Diablo.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: What does El Diablo mean?
Ricky Bobby: It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken.
I'm in a glass case of emotion.Ron Burgundy
Don't you worry your pretty stripped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. Then were gonna find our best friend Doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug... Doug Doug, Dougie, Doug, Doug.Stu Price
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.Billy Madison
Matilda: I became...
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
Mike Jared: I'm, er... recently retired...
Borat: You are a retard?
Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me! Help me, Oprah Winfrey!Ricky Bobby
My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.Borat
You're gonna die, clown.Happy Gilmore