Favorite Comedy Quotes
See you later, gay boys!Mr. Chow
Donna Newman: Will you still love me in the morning?
Michael Newman: Forever and ever, babe
Ricky Bobby: From now on, it's Magic Man and El Diablo.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: What does El Diablo mean?
Ricky Bobby: It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken.
I'm in a glass case of emotion.Ron Burgundy
Don't you worry your pretty stripped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. Then were gonna find our best friend Doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug... Doug Doug, Dougie, Doug, Doug.Stu Price
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.Billy Madison
Matilda: I became...
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
Mike Jared: I'm, er... recently retired...
Borat: You are a retard?
Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me! Help me, Oprah Winfrey!Ricky Bobby
[narrating] I had not come to Hollywood to fight with a man dressed as Hitler.Borat
My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.Borat
Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.Ferris Bueller