Favorite Comedy Quotes
John Beckwith: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
Jeremy Grey: Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me.
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, "Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
The lips of her vagine hang low like wizard's sleeve.Borat
Quick children, smash the Jew egg!Borat
Jak sie masz? My name Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!Borat
If you ain't first, you're last.Ricky Bobby
They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.Chazz
Let me check out your chest... Let me check out your test.Ms. Griggs
Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!
Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.Dad
Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.