Dr. Gonzo: Let's give the boy a lift.
Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.

Not So Slim Shady, what's up? I haven't seen you since high school...


Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.

Mini Me? Mini Me? For God's sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.

Dr. Evil

Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.

Raoul Duke

Shrek: What're the flowers for?
Princess Fiona: Getting rid of Donkey.

[to Deborah] Lately, your low self-esteem is just good common sense.

Evelyn Norwich

Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it. Then you know exactly how it felt to be me.

Flint Lockwood

Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.

Makes me feel like I'm going shopping for a training bra.

Terry Hoitz

Gloria Cleary: I've been thinking about what you said and I think the problem is that I'm not being adventurous enough for you.
Jeremy Grey: Gloria, I think that's the complete opposite of what I was saying.

Bet ya that chick's two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type?


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