Favorite Comedy Quotes
He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.Hector
Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA!Ron Burgundy
Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it. Then you know exactly how it felt to be me.Flint Lockwood
What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and insuffering...Cedric
If you want information from Lula, you goin' have to bring her a snack.Lula
This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.Borat
Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.Evan
Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law.Officer Michaels
Kevin: What about you? You don't have any needs?
Jane: No. I'm Jesus.
[narrating] He insist we not fly, in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.Borat
Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew.
[to Jack] Curiosity. You're going to want it. A chance to be admired, and gain the rewrds that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know what it tastes like.Elizabeth Swann