I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!

Borat

[his answering machine message] It's Phil, leave a message. Actually, you know what, don't text me. It's gay.

Phil Wenneck

[subtitled] Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only!

Borat

I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.

Happy Gilmore

What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?

Ty Webb

Niiice!

Borat
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God: Grace. You want her back?
Bruce: No. I want her to be happy, no matter what that means. I want her to find someone who will treat her with all the love she deserved from me. I want her to meet someone who will see her always as I do now, through Your eyes.
God: Now THAT'S a prayer.

Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it.

In my country, they would go crazy for these two.

Borat

Nobody has gotten a B.J. in cargo shorts since Vietnam!

Seth

Health Clinic Counselor: Oral sex play...
Boy at Health Clinic: Sounds like my Friday night.
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, shut up Seth, we went to temple.

Ay ay ay if I want to hear you talk I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet.

P.K. Highsmith

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