Favorite Comedy Quotes
The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?
Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...Surfing Instructor
Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?Lord Farquaad
[singing] When Cameron was in Egypt's land..."let my Cameron go!"Cameron
The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness.Annie Savoy
Andrew: What do you need a fake I.D. for?
Brian: So I can vote.
You know, gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay.Ace
Walter Sobchak: Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the fucking railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element!
FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.Tallahassee
God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!Darald
I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!Jack
Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison: OOH. That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go.