Favorite Comedy Quotes
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.Surfing Instructor
Look man, Your can listen to Jimi but you can't hear him. There's a difference man. Just because your listening to him doesn't mean you're hearing him.Sidney Deane
Chas: I've had a rough year, dad.
Royal: I know you have, Chassie.
Damnit, Vakidis! Learn fucking English!Jackie Moon
It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right nowMugatu
No, no, no don't just hork it down!Remy
Danny: Pick us up in two hours.
Ronnie: Fuck you, Miss Daisy.
That's ludicrous - The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!Senator Ortolan Finistirre
The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier. Thank you. I love you. I knew it from the moment I saw you. I'm sorry it took me so long to catch up.Pat
Jake Taylor: That ball wouldn't have been out of a lot of parks.
Rick Vaughn: Name one.
Jake Taylor: Yellowstone?
Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
Jim that pan lid is see clear.Selena