When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.

Surfing Instructor

Look man, Your can listen to Jimi but you can't hear him. There's a difference man. Just because your listening to him doesn't mean you're hearing him.

Sidney Deane

Chas: I've had a rough year, dad.
Royal: I know you have, Chassie.

Damnit, Vakidis! Learn fucking English!

Jackie Moon

It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now

Mugatu

No, no, no don't just hork it down!

Remy

Danny: Pick us up in two hours.
Ronnie: Fuck you, Miss Daisy.

That's ludicrous - The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!

Senator Ortolan Finistirre

The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier. Thank you. I love you. I knew it from the moment I saw you. I'm sorry it took me so long to catch up.

Pat

Jake Taylor: That ball wouldn't have been out of a lot of parks.
Rick Vaughn: Name one.
Jake Taylor: Yellowstone?

Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.

Jim that pan lid is see clear.

Selena

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