Favorite Comedy Quotes
Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!Stu Price
Barry: I wanna date a musician.
Rob Gordon: I wanna live with a musician. She'd write songs at home and ask me what I thought of them, and maybe even include one of our little private jokes in the liner notes.
Barry: Maybe a little picture of me in the liner notes.
Dick: Just in the background somewhere.
That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.Jonathan Snow
cheerleader: You better bring it.
Priscilla: Oh, it's already been brought-en.
Al Waterman, have a sponge.Al
[rapping] You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.Grim Reaper
Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, my *God*. Look at all the junk food!
Dana Barrett: Oh, dammit. Look, this wasn't here...
Dr. Peter Venkman: You actually eat this?
Dana Barrett: Look, this wasn't here! There was *nothing* here! There was this... space! And there was a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were creatures writhing around, and they were growling and snarling. And there were flames, and I heard a voice say "Zuul"! It was right here.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting any reading.
Dana Barrett: Well, are you sure you're using that thing correctly?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, I... I think so, but I'm sure there are no animals in there.
Dana Barrett: Well that's just great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [smiles] I don't think you're crazy.
Dana Barrett: [sarcastically] Oh, good, that makes me feel so much better.
Holy shit, it's a cool Winnebago.Rabbit
Columbus: Don't be afraid to use your ammunition, that lady should have, would have, could have, saved herself. Rule number 4: Double Tap.
Gayle Sweeny: Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie: Hell, no!