Favorite Comedy Quotes
Gayle Sweeny: Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie: Hell, no!
Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!Stu Price
Fritz: Look, honey, Italian food!
Petunia: I WANTED A SLOPPY JOE!
Gary: Richard did not kick my ass, what Richard did was attack me while I was half asleep.
Brooke: Really? Is that how you see it?
By the power of Greyskull!Danny Butterman
Saul: Man, why'd we have to go to the woods?
Dale Denton: Well you didn't come up with any ideas!
Saul: Yeah, I came up with two! Nowhere and Quizno's.
Cal: Before I knew, I thought you were a serial killer.
Andy Stitzer: Oh.
Cal: No, I'm serious.
Tommy Likey! Tommy want wing-ey!Tommy
Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.Cher
I was just totally clueless!Cher Horowitz
I'm alive!Aaron Green
Bianca: You suck!
Kat Stratford: [Mocking Bianca] You suck!