Gayle Sweeny: Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie: Hell, no!

Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!

Stu Price

Fritz: Look, honey, Italian food!

Gary: Richard did not kick my ass, what Richard did was attack me while I was half asleep.
Brooke: Really? Is that how you see it?

By the power of Greyskull!

Danny Butterman

Saul: Man, why'd we have to go to the woods?
Dale Denton: Well you didn't come up with any ideas!
Saul: Yeah, I came up with two! Nowhere and Quizno's.

Cal: Before I knew, I thought you were a serial killer.
Andy Stitzer: Oh.
Cal: No, I'm serious.

Tommy Likey! Tommy want wing-ey!


Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.


I was just totally clueless!

Cher Horowitz

I'm alive!

Aaron Green

Bianca: You suck!
Kat Stratford: [Mocking Bianca] You suck!

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