Favorite Comedy Quotes
You better not cut my head off!Chazz
Who does shit like that?Mike Tyson
Isabel Bigelow: Guess what? I'm a witch!
Jack Wyatt: Guess what? I'm a Clippers fan!
Cody Maverick: Good ol' Shiverpool.
[makes fart noise]
Cody Maverick: Heh-heh. This place sucks, bro.
cheerleader: You better bring it.
Priscilla: Oh, it's already been brought-en.
Al Waterman, have a sponge.Al
Gary: Richard did not kick my ass, what Richard did was attack me while I was half asleep.
Brooke: Really? Is that how you see it?
That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.Jonathan Snow
[to her Nurse] I will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all. No... not the artful postures of love, not playful and poetical games of love for the amusement of an evening, but love that... over-throws life. Unbiddable, ungovernable - like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love - like there has never been in a play.Viola De Lesseps
Holy shit, it's a cool Winnebago.Rabbit
Gayle Sweeny: Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie: Hell, no!
Norah: This is amazing! You are literally like my musical soul mate.
Nick: Maybe I'll take this for a bit and you can just focus on driving.
Norah: What? You don't like my sweet grooves?