Favorite Comedy Quotes
Paulie Bleeker is about as good as it gets when it comes to boyfriends.Juno MacGuff
Winston Zeddemore: Do you believe in God?
Dr Ray Stantz: Never met him.
Annie: What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What're you a kitchen Flight Attendant: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man
Annie: You are a flight attendant.
Dr. Peter Venkman: As a friend, I have to tell ya you've finally gone around the bend on this ghost business. You guys have been running your ass off, meetin' and greetin' every schizo in the five boroughs who says he has a paranormal experience. What have you seen?
Dr Ray Stantz: Of course you forget, Peter. I was present at an undersea unexplained mass sponge migration.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, Ray, the sponges "migrated" about a foot and a half.
I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.Dr. Peter Venkman
[to her Nurse] I will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all. No... not the artful postures of love, not playful and poetical games of love for the amusement of an evening, but love that... over-throws life. Unbiddable, ungovernable - like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love - like there has never been in a play.Viola De Lesseps
Pay attention and you will see how genius creates a legend.Ned Alleyn
H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?Evelle
Tommy Likey! Tommy want wing-ey!Tommy
Mary Jane Potman: My father's a drug dealer.
Thurgood Jenkins: Wow, that must've been the shit.
Mary Jane Potman: It ruined his life.
Thurgood Jenkins: That must've been shitty.
A toast before we go into battle. True love. In whatever shape or form it may come. May we all in our dotage be proud to say, "I was adored once too."Gareth