Favorite Comedy Quotes
Saul: Man, why'd we have to go to the woods?
Dale Denton: Well you didn't come up with any ideas!
Saul: Yeah, I came up with two! Nowhere and Quizno's.
Barry: I wanna date a musician.
Rob Gordon: I wanna live with a musician. She'd write songs at home and ask me what I thought of them, and maybe even include one of our little private jokes in the liner notes.
Barry: Maybe a little picture of me in the liner notes.
Dick: Just in the background somewhere.
By the power of Greyskull!Danny Butterman
What does dumb fuck mean?Prince Akeem
[rapping] You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.Grim Reaper
You changed my life. You changed my life, and I've known you four days. This is the start of something really big, but right now, I gotta go.Andrew Largeman
Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don't know...
Officer Slater: Can you?
Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.Sidney Deane
Richard: [as he rolls up the sheet that covered Grandpa and packs the bags in the trunk of the bus] You know, Olive, Grandpa would have been proud of you today.
Sheryl: You were great.
Frank: You were better than great.
Dwayne: You were incredible.
Paulie Bleeker is about as good as it gets when it comes to boyfriends.Juno MacGuff