Favorite Comedy Quotes
Shut up. Don't speak.Sergio Roma
Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, my *God*. Look at all the junk food!
Dana Barrett: Oh, dammit. Look, this wasn't here...
Dr. Peter Venkman: You actually eat this?
Dana Barrett: Look, this wasn't here! There was *nothing* here! There was this... space! And there was a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were creatures writhing around, and they were growling and snarling. And there were flames, and I heard a voice say "Zuul"! It was right here.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting any reading.
Dana Barrett: Well, are you sure you're using that thing correctly?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, I... I think so, but I'm sure there are no animals in there.
Dana Barrett: Well that's just great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [smiles] I don't think you're crazy.
Dana Barrett: [sarcastically] Oh, good, that makes me feel so much better.
Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don't know...
Officer Slater: Can you?
Winston Zeddemore: Do you believe in God?
Dr Ray Stantz: Never met him.
[to her Nurse] I will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all. No... not the artful postures of love, not playful and poetical games of love for the amusement of an evening, but love that... over-throws life. Unbiddable, ungovernable - like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love - like there has never been in a play.Viola De Lesseps
Fletcher: Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at me?
Audrey: No - I divorced you because I was mad at you.
How could this have happened? A miracle, in a time when we don't see many miraculious things!Homer Zuckerman
God, why do you hate me?Bruce
H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?Evelle
Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!Stu Price
Al Waterman, have a sponge.Al
Pay attention and you will see how genius creates a legend.Ned Alleyn