Favorite Comedy Quotes
Nigel Tufnel: The sustain, listen to it.
Marty DiBergi: I don't hear anything.
Nigel Tufnel: Well you would though, if it were playing.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Well, dear, are you ready?
Inga: Yes, Doctor.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Elevate me.
Inga: Now? Right here?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Yes, yes, raise the platform.
Inga: Oh. Ze platform. Oh, zat, yah, yah... yes.
Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?
We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm half gay.Alistair Hennessey
I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.Penny Lane
Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.Fat Bastard
Austin Powers: Hey! There you are!
Tourist: Hi... do I know you?
Austin Powers: No, but that's where you are! You're there!
Otter: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.
Marion Wormer: Cut the crap. Give me a drink.
This is not life, Will. It is a stolen season.Viola De Lesseps
Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.Delmar O'Donnell
Your society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself.J.D.
Oh, the anger sharks are swimming in my head!Nate