Favorite Comedy Quotes
[talking to Deacon] I know you don't want to go to jail in Mexico because nobody wants to go to jail in Mexico. They put all kinds of burritos in your ass.Miles Logan
Emma: It must be nice having a job with so much downtime.
Randal Graves: Downtime's important. If I had to deal with the fucking mouth-breathers all day, I'd dip my head in the deep-fryer. Balls, too...
Henry VII: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent!
Henry VII: Execute them.
Bill, Ted: Bogus!
ORV. Bullet holes. Bullet holes?Chunk
Family Feud Steve Harvey, how could he throw us under the bus like that?!Cedric
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio. People cheer for him... and he is a false idol.
Holy crap balls.Flint Lockwood
Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Westley: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know...
Westley: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: 'kay.
Do you like it when I eat your penguin ass?Charlie
Kat Stratford: You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know?
Bianca: I happen to like being adored, thank you!
This is glue. Strong stuff.Elwood
Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.Jamie's Girlfriend