Favorite Comedy Quotes
Vincent Benedict: Through the lips, over the gums...
Julius Benedict: Look out stomach! Here it comes!
We're going to play a wonderful game called... "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"Detective John Kimble
Everytime I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses my balls get so wet.Neil Patrick Harris
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.Corky St. Clair
Durell: Um, excuse me?
Rickey: Excuse you? Don't nobody even know you!
Pinchers of power! You guys! I've been saved by my Pinchers of Power!Richard 'Data' Wang
Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.Van Wilder
Dewey Finn: Give me a platform. Let's rock, let's rock, today. Now do it to me.
Lawrence: Let's rock, let's rock, today.
Dewey Finn: That's good. Slap it, shoot it, ka-boot it.
Harry Burns: You take someone to the airport, its clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.
Sally Albright: Why?
Harry Burns: Because eventually things move on and you don't take someone to the airport and I never wanted anyone to say to me, How come you never take me to the airport anymore?
Sally Albright: Its amazing. You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio. People cheer for him... and he is a false idol.
Sara: What's your name?
Chip: They call me Chip.
Sara: Aw, you can't get 'em to stop?