Woody: [yelling through the heat duct] Buzz, help.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's too late, Woody. That silly old Buzz Lightweight can't help.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear.
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Whatever. I always hated those upstart space toys.

You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!

Bill

Bill: Hey Ted? Wanna play 20 questions?
Ted: Okay! I got one!
Bill: Is it a mineral?
Ted: Yeah!
Bill: Are you a tank?
Ted: Whoa! Yeah!

So... you guys wanna make out or what?

Doug Butabi

A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away.

Lawrence Jamieson

This entire jungle is a house of death!

Horton

Fellas, last year I made 3 million dollars, but your 50 thousand was the most fun. Are you ready? Then let's go get 'em.

Janet Colgate

[reaches out to catch some rainwater in a water gourd in the treehouse that serves as his residence] Sure-fire remedy - learned it from an old medicine man... works every time.

Big Z

You wouldn't believe the amount of migraine medication I'm on..

Mikey Abromowitz

The stress is killing me.

Mikey Abromowitz

Lani Aliikai: [Cody and Lani wash off under a waterfall] Can I ask you something personal?
Cody Maverick: Lani, we're in the shower! Ask me whatever you want.

You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.

Smokey

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