This is glue. Strong stuff.

Elwood

Yo, I gotsta have sex tonight!

Kenny Fisher

Use of any unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved.

Police Dispatcher

Jake: [faking accent to guy in restaurant] Hey. How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Father: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congradulate you on all your success... you smell TEREFFIC! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at... Stanford Law... was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?

Ace Ventura

Van Wilder: I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without you. I know you were right. Believing for so long.
Sally: Dope song. What's it called?
Van Wilder: Gwen Used Me For Her Story, Then Married an Ass Wipe... and Ran Over My Heart With a Big Metaphorical Truck. Originally performed by Air Supply.

Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.

Van Wilder

Gwen: What was that girl, a freshman?
Van Wilder: She reads at a sophomore level.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

Richard Vernon

Kiss my frozen tushy! Kiss it, kiss it!

Ramón

Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Frank: 1974.
Billy Madison: Meg Ryan.

Eli: Dude!
Matthew: I know.
Klitz: Dude!
Matthew: I know.

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