Favorite Comedy Quotes
I'm from Holland. Isn't that vierd?Goldmember
[to the Dragon] Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, 'cause that's one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?Donkey
What do you want, 'Non-Rocker'? This line is reserved for 'Rockers Only', so I can't really talk to you right now!JB
Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
Greta, please! I'm on my knees in a $900 suit.Fletcher
It's the last single girl kiss.Carrie Bradshaw
Max Reede: My dad? He's... a liar.
Teacher: A liar? I'm sure you don't mean a liar.
Max Reede: Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge.
Teacher: Oh, you mean he's a lawyer.
Ned: So what are you doing for dinner?
Phil: Umm... something else.
Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries.Dark Helmet
Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
Ellen Griswold: Oh - we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?
Aunt Edna: I thought so. Whew! Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?
Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"
We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.Dr. Peter Venkman