Favorite Comedy Quotes
I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.Trent
Ed Rooney: Between grief and nothing... I'll take grief.
It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.Corky St. Clair
Dr. Peter Venkman: Nimble little minx, in't she?
Dr. Egon Spengler: We're gonna go full stream.
Dr Ray Stantz: Aim for the flattop!
[Ghostbusters shoot at Gozer, but she disappears]
Dr. Peter Venkman: [uncertainly] Wasn't so hard.
Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
Finch: Single malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years. The way I like it.
I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!Ace
Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he's sold a bit of weed now and then. You've sold pot.
Pete: Yeah. Once. In college. To you.
Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.Ian Faith
Bradley Fine: Who's the finest of them all?
Susan Cooper: You are! Oh Bradley you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Bradley!
I'm the best person in the whole town!'Baby' Brent
I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened.Mike Damone
There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party.Trent