Favorite Comedy Quotes
Broadway! I haven't been zis happy since we crushed Poland!Franz Liebkind
Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along.Sara
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: What? What did you say?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You mean, you didn't just say: Stop the car, dear God, I beg of you, stop the car?
Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head!Roy O'Bannon
Dick frightens me!Arlene Lorenzo
Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.Gwen DeMarco
Sylvia: Any ideas when this wedding might happen? Grandparents do have a tendency to die.
Violet: Mom, they're all right there.
Sylvia: Well, for now...
My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.Lester Bangs
I think you're shagedelic baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're shagadelic, baby!Austin Powers
[Ronny is on the trees trying to take pictures of Geneva]
[Phone rings with Nick calling]
Nick: Hi Ronny, where are you.
Ronny: I am doing all kinds of different kinds of different things.
It's hell out there. Matthew's trapped with an evangelist from Minnesota.Gareth
Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.Harry Burns