Is that all you people think about? Now, I admit I applied for this job because I wanted to cut loose and shake my romp, but I belive that this dilema cannot be solved by partying.

Taj

Stop the penis party!

Womynist

Is that all you people think about? Getting fucked up?

Taj

Brodie: You've probably had a slew of women since her, am I right?
Stan Lee: Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. In fact, last time I checked I was way ahead.
Brodie: DAMN that's hot!

Gwen, good of you to come. Now take off your clothes. It is the naked mile run.

Van Wilder

[having farted in an elevator] It was me!

Fletcher

I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake!

Van Wilder

Mr. Reede, I'm tired and very cranky!

Judge Stevens

Judge Stevens: Mr. Reede, do we have a setlement?
Fletcher: Noooo!

Judge Stevens: Mr. Reede, one more word out of you, and I will hold you in contempt!
Fletcher: I hold *myself* in contempt! Why should you be any different?

Shannon Hamilton: You wanna say something?
Brodie: Yeah. About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all.

Well, you haven't lived until you've shot-putted blitzed on Jager!"

Van Wilder

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