Favorite Comedy Quotes
I'm asking him if he thinks he's in for a hard winter...Mr. Fox
Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.Herman Blume
Harold: Oh, nice. 16 Candles is on, man.
Kumar: And the award for the least heterosexual statement ever made in this apartment goes to... Harold Lee! Come on down, man! Take a bow!
Harold: Shut up, man. It's a classic.
Nathaniel: Sire, do you... like yourself?
Prince Edward: What's not to like?
Chuck Porter: You know what they say about blind prostitutes?
Chuck Porter: You have to hand it to them!
Oseary Drakoulias: You must swear, legally swear that you will not kill that shark, or whatever it is, if it actually exists.
Steve Zissou: I'm going to fight it, but I'll let it live. What about my dynamite?
Oseary Drakoulias: [to assistant] Phillip, dynamite.
Anthony: Why aren't you over there right now?
Dignan: Because we're fugitives... and he fired me.
Kirk: What is this power you have to control the minds of my crew?
ybok: I don't control minds. I free them.
Duty Cop: Detailed description?
Jessica Wilhern: Brown hair. Brown eyes.
Jessica Wilhern: A uniquely pleasant personality.
Franklin Wilhern: Think pig.
Duty Cop: So she's a fat girl?
Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.Max Fischer
It's a glow-in-the-dark compass ring. So you don't get lost.Josh