Alan Garner: Who's baby is that?
Phil Wenneck: We'll deal with the baby later.
Stu Price: We're not gonna leave a baby in the room. There's a tiger in the bathroom!

[in awe] Great Gatsby!

Amelia Earhart

Well, if it ain't Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!

Jedediah

General George Armstrong Custer: Any questions?
[Sacajawea raises her hand]
General George Armstrong Custer: [Mumbles her name]
Sacajawea: That is not my name.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sacajamea?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sac, Sack-in-a-box?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished.

Kah Mun Rah: [dramatically] I have come back to life!
Larry Daley: No, I heard that. I got that. Welcome back.

Larry Daley: Sorry, I don't mean to stare. You just look very familiar.
Woman: I get that a lot.

I didn't call you because we were in trouble... okay, we were in a pickle. But it wouldn't be the first time a had to fast talk my way out of a jam! I called you because you needed us.

Jedediah

Larry Daley: A good place to check out is the miniatures.
Woman: Can you take me there? I always get lost.

The Thinker: I'm thinkin'...
Larry Daley: This is hopeless.

Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?

General George Armstrong Custer: I'm a failure.
Larry Daley: No, you're not.
General George Armstrong Custer: No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Amelia Earhart: I take it you have a plan?
Larry Daley: I'm going to divide the house.

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