Favorite Comedy Quotes
I'm asking him if he thinks he's in for a hard winter...Mr. Fox
Dan: If I'm gonna be an old dad, you're gonna be Uncle Charlie. We can do this.
Yancy Devlin: You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?
Dan: I think so, Mr. Testosterone!
How's that feel, Gilmore Girl?Yancy Devlin
Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception?Charlie
Did you hear about The Morgans?Man on Street
Do I really gotta be the asshole who says we got in this thing and went back in time?Jacob
[as Mr. Chow closes his car window slowly, his head trails the closing gap] Toodooloo mother fuckers!Mr. Chow
Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much.
Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.
Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves!
Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Attention! Attention!
That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that thing. It's legit.Stu Price
Stu Price: [to crying baby beside him in back seat] No, don't cry, it's okay, everything's fine, don't cry...
[screaming to the other guys in the front seat]
Stu Price: What the fuck is going on?