Favorite Comedy Quotes
Mr. Fox: [looking at an electric fence] Huh. This could be difficult.
Squirrel: It's fatal for humans, but we got enough fur to keep the voltage from getting to us. Let's go!
Mr. Fox: [sighs] Who am I, Kylie?
Kylie: Who how? What now?
Mr. Fox: Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you'll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?
Kylie: I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal.
I'm asking him if he thinks he's in for a hard winter...Mr. Fox
Dan: If I'm gonna be an old dad, you're gonna be Uncle Charlie. We can do this.
Yancy Devlin: You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?
Dan: I think so, Mr. Testosterone!
How's that feel, Gilmore Girl?Yancy Devlin
Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception?Charlie
Did you hear about The Morgans?Man on Street
Do I really gotta be the asshole who says we got in this thing and went back in time?Jacob
[as Mr. Chow closes his car window slowly, his head trails the closing gap] Toodooloo mother fuckers!Mr. Chow
Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much.
Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.
Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves!
Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Attention! Attention!