Favorite Comedy Quotes
Cindy: Who's the man Ned?
Cindy: Yes. Say it, who's the man?
Ned: Who's the man?
Our idiot brother just ruined my freaking life!Natalie
Adam: You really think that a girl is going to go for me just 'cause I have cancer?
Kyle: For the millionth time. Yes!
If you were a casino game, you would have the best odds.Kyle
Celebrities beat cancer all the time. Lance Armstrong, he keeps getting it.Kyle
Adam's Mom Diane: I'm moving in.
Adam's Mom Diane: I'm your mother, Adam.
I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.Helen's Stepson
Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?Lillian
Everyone keeps talking about my accent, but I'm from America!Bucky Larson
I'm the son of two movie stars! That's like uhh, super duper, movie star!Bucky Larson
Debbie Larson: Love that new haircut.
Bucky Larson: I get a lot of compliments on it. Thanks Mom!
Debbie Larson: Don't thank me, thank the bowl.
Porn Store Worker: We don't sell kiddie porn.
Bucky Larson: Oh, I'm allergic to cats.