Favorite Comedy Quotes
Your personality gets in the way of your looks. Your very good looks.Ned
Miranda: Well, come on Liz, I mean look, I don't know, what's going on with your hair here? It's like a science experiment back there. And I know you own contacts, you know. And you're wearing plastic shoes and, I mean, what's this shirt even made of?
Liz: It's flax.
Miranda: See, isn't that a food? You're wearing food!
Cindy: Who's the man Ned?
Cindy: Yes. Say it, who's the man?
Ned: Who's the man?
Our idiot brother just ruined my freaking life!Natalie
Adam: You really think that a girl is going to go for me just 'cause I have cancer?
Kyle: For the millionth time. Yes!
If you were a casino game, you would have the best odds.Kyle
Celebrities beat cancer all the time. Lance Armstrong, he keeps getting it.Kyle
Adam's Mom Diane: I'm moving in.
Adam's Mom Diane: I'm your mother, Adam.
I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.Helen's Stepson
Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?Lillian
Everyone keeps talking about my accent, but I'm from America!Bucky Larson
I'm the son of two movie stars! That's like uhh, super duper, movie star!Bucky Larson