I have the talent, I have the drive.. (got hit by a car) I have to avoid whatever that was.

E.B.

E.B.: Fred, I am special.
Fred: We are all special.
E.B.: You are not getting it. I mean I am really special.

I could bunk down anywhere, West wing, master suite, I'm not picky.

E.B.

Fred: Don't eat that (E.B.'s jelly bean poop)
Fred: You might not like the flavor.
Sam: Fred, relax.
Sam: [crunch] Watermelon.

Annie: You are going along with your life and you look around and you notice like Ohh. I am in my 30's, I am 40,000 dollar in debt. I live with a weirdo.
Lillian: You have a super creepy roommate.

[shouting] We all got the flu. Such a coincidence.

Annie

Helen: Oh my God, you got food poisoining from that restaurant, didn't you.
Annie: No, I had the same thing that she had and I feel fine.
[As Becca starts to feel sick and attempts to control pucking]

Stu: "You got shot!"
Phil: "Am I gonna be ok? You're a doctor."
[Stu looks at the gunshot wound and screams]

"All I wanted was a breakfast brunch."

Stu

K as in Knife.

Alan

Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.

Dionne

Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!

Tai

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