I'm the son of two movie stars! That's like uhh, super duper, movie star!

Bucky Larson

Debbie Larson: Love that new haircut.
Bucky Larson: I get a lot of compliments on it. Thanks Mom!
Debbie Larson: Don't thank me, thank the bowl.

Porn Store Worker: We don't sell kiddie porn.
Bucky Larson: Oh, I'm allergic to cats.

Jimmy Fallon: You don't look like the average porn star.
Bucky Larson: Oh yeah, cause I'm wearing a sweater.

Hey, what's the word Big Bird?

Bucky Larson

Kumar: Those kids put something in here.
Harold: Is it drugs? Is it semen?
Kumar: Doesn't taste like semen...

Kumar: How are you still alive?
Neil Patrick Harris: What are you talking about?
Harold: We saw you get shot, remember?
Neil Patrick Harris: You have to be more specific...
Kumar: In that whore house?
Harold: In Texas?
Kumar: You branded a prostitute...
Harold: Remember?
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh yeah...

I'll Skype you later, or text you later. Or both at the same time!

Todd

Who are those guys?

Kid at Party

Gracie: Get off of me! I thought you were gay!
Neil Patrick Harris: I am gay...gay for that!

Let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top!

Kermit

There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi!

Miss Piggy

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