Favorite Comedy Quotes
I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.Helen's Stepson
Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?Lillian
Everyone keeps talking about my accent, but I'm from America!Bucky Larson
I'm the son of two movie stars! That's like uhh, super duper, movie star!Bucky Larson
Debbie Larson: Love that new haircut.
Bucky Larson: I get a lot of compliments on it. Thanks Mom!
Debbie Larson: Don't thank me, thank the bowl.
Porn Store Worker: We don't sell kiddie porn.
Bucky Larson: Oh, I'm allergic to cats.
Jimmy Fallon: You don't look like the average porn star.
Bucky Larson: Oh yeah, cause I'm wearing a sweater.
Hey, what's the word Big Bird?Bucky Larson
Kumar: Those kids put something in here.
Harold: Is it drugs? Is it semen?
Kumar: Doesn't taste like semen...
Kumar: How are you still alive?
Neil Patrick Harris: What are you talking about?
Harold: We saw you get shot, remember?
Neil Patrick Harris: You have to be more specific...
Kumar: In that whore house?
Harold: In Texas?
Kumar: You branded a prostitute...
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh yeah...
I'll Skype you later, or text you later. Or both at the same time!Todd
Who are those guys?Kid at Party