Favorite Comedy Quotes
I have the talent, I have the drive.. (got hit by a car) I have to avoid whatever that was.E.B.
E.B.: Fred, I am special.
Fred: We are all special.
E.B.: You are not getting it. I mean I am really special.
I could bunk down anywhere, West wing, master suite, I'm not picky.E.B.
Fred: Don't eat that (E.B.'s jelly bean poop)
Fred: You might not like the flavor.
Sam: Fred, relax.
Sam: [crunch] Watermelon.
Annie: You are going along with your life and you look around and you notice like Ohh. I am in my 30's, I am 40,000 dollar in debt. I live with a weirdo.
Lillian: You have a super creepy roommate.
[shouting] We all got the flu. Such a coincidence.Annie
You are total catch. Any guy would by psyched to be your man. You should just make room for someone who is nice to you.Lillian
Helen: Oh my God, you got food poisoining from that restaurant, didn't you.
Annie: No, I had the same thing that she had and I feel fine.
[As Becca starts to feel sick and attempts to control pucking]
Stu: "You got shot!"
Phil: "Am I gonna be ok? You're a doctor."
[Stu looks at the gunshot wound and screams]
"All I wanted was a breakfast brunch."Stu
"We made a pact, Wolfpack only."Alan [to Teddy]
K as in Knife.Alan