Favorite Comedy Quotes
Moe: He's got a headache. [to Larry]
Larry: No I don't!
Moe: [bangs Larry in the head with a hammer] How 'bout now?
Larry: Yeah, It's comin' on.
Curly: Uh-oh, he's snuffocatin'!
Larry: Don't worry, I know the Heineken maneuver!
Moe: [After a nun is hit with a giant church bell falling off a roof] Do you know that nun?
Curly: No, but the face rings a bell.
Curly: Who's the tall guy in the fancy suit and top hat?
Ling: Oh, that's a snowman.
Larry: Yeah... But what's his name?
You'll have to pay me to see this garbage!Larry
Moe: Mind your P's and Q's!
Curly: Don't forget to dot the I's!
Everybody ready for a good time?Moe
Ladies, until you understand the mindset of a man, you are never gonna win in the game of love.Steve Harvey
Family Feud Steve Harvey, how could he throw us under the bus like that?!Cedric
I don't know if we should be doing anything too official.Evan
To Tom and Violet! (Raises a toast) One assumes that everything is going to turn out like some romantic comedy, but most engagements end up like Saving Private Ryan. Good luck. God knows you're going to need it.Sylvia
Tom: We both know I deserve to get super laid for this.
Violet: Do you want me to wear a cape or something?
Tom: I want the show.
Violet: You get the Cirque du Soleil of shows...