Favorite Comedy Quotes
Let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top!Kermit
There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi!Miss Piggy
Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.Fozzie Bear
Statler: Is this movie in 3-D?
Waldorf: Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!
Your fans never left you! The world hasn't forgotten!Walter
Statler: I always dreamed we'd be back here.
Waldorf: Dreams? Those where nightmares!
Jill: Are you going bald?
Jill: No no no, you're getting fatter, and your hair doesn't realize it needs to cover more face.
Jack: Jill this is Otto.
Otto: Nice to meet you.
Jill: (Yells) :Nice to meet you! He's homeless, right?
Jack: Are you whispering with a bull horn or something? Everybody hears you.
Gary: You and Jill are so alike!
Jack: We are nothing alike, I promise you.
Al Pacino: Your sister and I grew up on the same streets. When I look at her, I see me.
Jack: When I look at her I see me too.