Favorite Comedy Quotes
Our idiot brother just ruined my freaking life!Natalie
Adam: You really think that a girl is going to go for me just 'cause I have cancer?
Kyle: For the millionth time. Yes!
If you were a casino game, you would have the best odds.Kyle
Celebrities beat cancer all the time. Lance Armstrong, he keeps getting it.Kyle
Adam's Mom Diane: I'm moving in.
Adam's Mom Diane: I'm your mother, Adam.
I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.Helen's Stepson
Everyone keeps talking about my accent, but I'm from America!Bucky Larson
I'm the son of two movie stars! That's like uhh, super duper, movie star!Bucky Larson
Debbie Larson: Love that new haircut.
Bucky Larson: I get a lot of compliments on it. Thanks Mom!
Debbie Larson: Don't thank me, thank the bowl.
Porn Store Worker: We don't sell kiddie porn.
Bucky Larson: Oh, I'm allergic to cats.
Jimmy Fallon: You don't look like the average porn star.
Bucky Larson: Oh yeah, cause I'm wearing a sweater.
Hey, what's the word Big Bird?Bucky Larson