Not so tough without your car, are yeah?

Phoebe

As Phoebe O'Hara comes in front of the kindergartners to tell them about "strangers" Kimble looks her in the eyes and says "Show no fear!"... a reversal of her prior warning to him.

Detective John Kimble

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Detective John Kimble

Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?

Craig Schwartz

You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!

Craig Schwartz

Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.

Charlie

She has her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western.

Dr. Lester

Meet you in Malkovich in one hour.

Maxine

Craig, I don't find you attractive, but Lotte, I'm smitten with you. I am... but only when you're in Malkovich. When I was with him last night, I was looking into his eyes and could sense your feminine longing.

Maxine

I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.

Dr. Lester

Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?

Maxine

Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!

Charlie

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