Favorite Comedy Quotes
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.
The Mayor
Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters.
Peter Venkman
Egon: Venkman, get a stool sample.
Peter Venkman: Business, or personal?
Dana: His name is Oscar.
Peter Venkman: Named after a hot dog, you poor man, you poor, poor man.
Peter Venkman: [outside the courthouse] We're the best. We're the beautiful. We're the only Ghostbusters.
Ray: We're back!
Soon, the city will be mine and Vigo's... mainly Vigo's.
Janosz
I spent an hour in my room last night talking to Fiorella LaGuardia, and he's been dead for forty years. Now where are the Ghost Busters?
The Mayor
Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?
You're goin' down. Chainsaw.
Ash
Groovy.
Ash
Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [Aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.
Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!
Henrietta
