Favorite Comedy Quotes
Wilbur: Templeton, Charlotte is very sick.
Templeton: Yeah, and twisted.
Joel Goodson: Uh, my name isn't really Ralph. It's Joel.
Lana: Mmm. I'll be needing 300 dollars. Joel.
Joel Goodson: You're kidding.
Lana: No, I don't believe that I am.
Cartman: It was the Terrence & Phillip movie.
Cartman: What? Fuck you guys. I wanna get out of here.
Eli: I'm very sorry, Margot.
Margot: It's okay. We're not actually related anyway.
[while choking Bart for laughing at him] I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!Homer Simpson
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.Steve McCroskey
I could make a better sex-ed film with my mom!Eli
Since we been followin' your lead, we ain't got nothing but trouble.Pete
Elwood: Baby clothes...
Jake: This place has got everything.
I could go over to your mama's and light a small fire in her panties!Drake
Are you so sure you have what it take to be the God Focker? Because I am watching you.Jack Byrnes
Andrew Largeman: You're a COP, Kenny?
Kenny: Yeah, I know!
Andrew Largeman: ...Why?
Kenny: I don't know, man. Had nothing better to do.