
Favorite Comedy Quotes
I'm as mad at Flint as you are. In fact, the minute he steps out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face! I know he made the food, but that food was made to order, and now it's time for all of us to pay the bill.
Earl Devereaux
[Last lines] This was not well thought out.
Mayor Shelbourne
[Repeated line] Uh oh!
'Baby' Brent
My chest hairs are tingling! Something's wrong.
Earl Devereaux
[narrating] I wanted to run away that day, but you can't run away from your own feet.
Flint Lockwood
Yeah! I'm a chicken!
'Baby' Brent
Well, those cheeseburgers were only the beginning because a breakfast system is on its way to Swallow Falls. My forecast? Sunny... side up!
Sam Sparks
[sees spaghetti tornado] Mamma mia.
Flint Lockwood
Glad I'm wearing a diaper.
'Baby' Brent
Holy crap balls.
Flint Lockwood
Hello Sam Sparks, I'm America!
Sam Sparks
You get one chance at the show, and if you don't make it, it's back to cleaning the barometers.
Sam Sparks