Favorite Comedy Quotes
Flying Car 2... now with wings!Flint Lockwood
When it rains... you put on a coat.Tim Lockwood
Put the frog down!Nadya
Constantine: My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!
Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?
Constantine: Of course. My name first, then space bump, space bump, space bump, your name...
Kermit: And not one single person noticed I'd been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?
Fozzie Bear: It sounds worse than it was...
Walter: No, it's as bad as it sounds.
Dominic Badguy: Dominic
Fozzie Bear: Dominic Badguy?
Dominic Badguy: "Bad-gee". It's French.
Constantine: You guys have all the freedom you want!
Gonzo: When can I do my indoor running with the bulls?
Walter: Do you guys think that Kermit's been acting a little weird lately?
Miss Piggy: That's ridiculous! He's never been so caring and devoted to me!
Rizzo: Yeah, that's what we are saying!
Sam Eagle: CIA!
Jean Pierre Napoleon: Interpol!
Sam Eagle: This is my travel badge, here's my real badge!
Jean Pierre Napoleon: You must have been looking at the wrong badge!
Sam Eagle: You were saying?
It's not easy being mean...Constantine
[thrown into prison] There must be some mistake! I'm Kermit the Frog!Kermit