Favorite Comedy Quotes
Kirk: What is this power you have to control the minds of my crew?
ybok: I don't control minds. I free them.
Damn it, Bones, you're a doctor. You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with a wave of a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!Kirk
I've always known I'll die alone.Kirk
Spock: He reminds me of someone I knew in my youth.
Bones: Why, Spock, I didn't know you had one.
Excuse me... Excuse me... I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?Kirk
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.Spock
USS Enterprise, shakedown crew's report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right.Scotty
I miss my old chair.Kirk
Spock, my top priority right now is to regain control of the ship. After that, you can debate Shakari until you're green in the face.Kirk
Peter Venkman: Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
Egon: I think they're more interested in my epididymis.
On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!Vigo
He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!Janosz