There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.

Ash

[as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!

Ash

[as his evil sawn-off hand gives him the finger] Son of a...!

Ash

It's okay, it's just pain.

Flint Lockwood

Gummi bears!

Steve

[running while carrying a pair of giant scissors] I shouldn't be running with these!

'Baby' Brent

Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!

Flint Lockwood

You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!

Earl Devereaux

[Being chased by giant donuts] Hey, I had a weird dream like this once!

Joe Towne

I'm not Baby Brent anymore. I am Chicken Brent! And I'm finally contributing to society!

'Baby' Brent

You may have seen a meteor shower, but I bet you've never seen a shower "meatier" than this.

Sam Sparks

What a freak! He wants to be smart, but that's lame!

'Baby' Brent

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