Favorite Comedy Quotes
I'll Skype you later, or text you later. Or both at the same time!Todd
Penny Lane: You're too sweet for rock and roll.
William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY!
Greta, please! I'm on my knees in a $900 suit.Fletcher
[Ophelia notices Louis watching her undress] By the way, food and rent are not the only things around here that cost money, you sleep on the couch.Ophelia
Beth: Listen, Henry...
Henry: Please, call me Henry.
Beth: Okay, Henry it is.
Hey, look who's here. Two of my favorite people, and Phil.Buck Weston
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.Jack Byrnes
Schmucks are people too.Harry
Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse.
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!
Onza: Sonia, why are you sleeping with this dirty rancher?
Armando Alvarez: Say away, or I'll beat you with these hands!
If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.Happy Gilmore
This is my happening and it freaks me out!Austin Powers