I'll Skype you later, or text you later. Or both at the same time!


Penny Lane: You're too sweet for rock and roll.
William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY!

Greta, please! I'm on my knees in a $900 suit.


[Ophelia notices Louis watching her undress] By the way, food and rent are not the only things around here that cost money, you sleep on the couch.


Beth: Listen, Henry...
Henry: Please, call me Henry.
Beth: Okay, Henry it is.

Hey, look who's here. Two of my favorite people, and Phil.

Buck Weston

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.

Jack Byrnes

Schmucks are people too.


Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse.
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!

Onza: Sonia, why are you sleeping with this dirty rancher?
Armando Alvarez: Say away, or I'll beat you with these hands!

If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

Happy Gilmore

This is my happening and it freaks me out!

Austin Powers

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