Favorite Comedy Quotes
Ben: James, I wanted to ask your blessing in asking your sister to marry me.
James: Show me that you're worthy of her.
Ben: How am I supposed to do that?
James: I'm gonna take you on a ride-along.
Ben: Hell... yeah!
Man, you gotta be kidding me! You gonna pull out a gun, when you looking at THIS?Ben
[to Ben] You wouldn't last one day out here!James
What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.Cedric
I want to be your husband and I want you to be my wife... so bad... so... Will you marry me?Jeremy
Cedric: Mike, how old is your mom?
Cedric: I'm not saying it like that. No, I am. I am. It's like that. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!
Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.
Mya: Yes. No he didn't...
Michael: Just don't want a relationship based on lies...
Cedric: That's marriage.
Mya: Babe I got us lattes... be right back
Alex: I'll be right here
Mya: Oh, you were an animal last night! So babe, was thinking we could go our first real date?
Alex: Yeah, babe, we should do that...
Mya: Alex... no he didn't... he took my coffee?
It’s that clown that’s been datin’ my sister, little man smurf.James
[rehearsing his proposal lines to an older woman at the school]
Ben: To say I’m crazy about you doesn’t do you any justice. I adore you. I’m devoted to you. You would make me the luckiest man on the planet if you would be my wife.
Lunch Woman: Eh
Ben: What’s that mean, “eh”?
James: Today is your training day. You got one day and one day only to show me what you got.
Ben: Bring it on.