Favorite Comedy Quotes
Hello titties.Elizabeth Halsey
Lynn Davies: I love how his eyes sparkle.
Elizabeth Halsey: I want to sit on his face.
I have received a call from Mark's dad saying the car wash was a success, and then I got a call from Chase's dad about the car wash being a great success, and then a call from Danni's dad saying we should have a car wash every weekend. So whatever she did, worked.Principal Wally Snur
I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.Elizabeth Halsey
Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.Elizabeth Halsey
[as she is being dragged away] You can check my urine! CHECK MY URINE! CHECK MY URINE!Amy Squirrel
If the younger generation doesn't get into opera, then, guess what? No more opera! An art form has died. If opera goes away, we're fucked!Mark
[slurred] I'm gonna rock your vagina.Carl Halabi
Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.Russell Gettis
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.Chip Douglas
The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. Down, down, down. Red knight goin' down.Chip Douglas
Steven: You know, my brother is a speech therapist.
Chip Douglas: Tho?