Favorite Comedy Quotes
[in a childlike voice] Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!Freddy Benson
Imperial Guard: Chon Wang!
Roy O'Bannon: That's right, Johnny Wayne's here.
The doctor said I need a backiotomy!Sir-Smoke-Alot
Guy Fleegman: Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy.
Jason Nesmith: What?
Guy Fleegman: Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we're the green-thingy.
Wild Thing. You make my heart sing. You walk everything.Indians Fan
Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find...
Cheerleader: Ugh, totally ew-eth.
This an outrage! I demand a full investigation!Mortimer Duke
I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.Trent
Margaret: He must like you very much.
Marianne: It is not just for me. It is for all of us.
Don't blame marriage. She's married and she's not growing a national forest.Samantha Jones
This entire jungle is a house of death!Horton