Wilbur: Since you said Salu-what, does this mean your my friend?
Charlotte A. Cavatica: Well, let me think... Hmmm... Well... Yes.
Wilbur: Ya-hooo!

I am gonna get me some rat!

Brooks

Charlotte A. Cavatica: You're very kind.
Templeton: Don't go spreading it around.

Wilbur: Templeton, Charlotte is very sick.
Templeton: Yeah, and twisted.

In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass, and a nightingale.

Corey Taft

Question. Would it surprise me to tell you that I am 1/8th Mighty Choctaw?

Corey Taft

Marilyn Hack and trash, what a juxtaposition.

Chuck Porter

You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.

Lane Iverson

Chuck Porter: You know what they say about blind prostitutes?
Chuck Porter: You have to hand it to them!

All I'm saying is, have it there, have it there, don't shove it down people's throat. I don't run around going, "I'm a gentile, look at my foreskin!" I don't shove it down your throat, because I don't care.

Martin Gibb

[during her "No Penis Intended" comedy routine after the nominations] Yes, I suppose I'll forgive him... in HELL! HA HA HA HA!

Callie Webb

[everyone around her is arguing] Well what about me?

Whitney Taylor Brown

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