Favorite Comedy Quotes
There is truth, and there are lies, and art always tells the truth. Even when it's lying.Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich)
Captain Howard: Until then, until then, you are Mike Lowrey, you be him, that's what you are, you're him.
Marcus Burnett: But I-...
Captain Howard: You're him, I don't wanna hear it, you're him. And you, you're you, you be you, but not in front of her. You're him, you're you.
I'll Skype you later, or text you later. Or both at the same time!Todd
Giselle: Oh, it's you.
Prince Edward: Yes, it's me. And you are?
Prince Edward: Oh, Giselle! We shall be married in the morning!
Kevin: Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale?
Steve Stifler: Fuck you!
Penny Lane: You're too sweet for rock and roll.
William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY!
[looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?Buzz Lightyear
Beth: Listen, Henry...
Henry: Please, call me Henry.
Beth: Okay, Henry it is.
Lacey Underall: You're crazy!
Ty Webb: That's what they said about Son of Sam.
The problem is every time I try to get close to somebody it's like there's something out there that just says oh Tibby's about to be happy, better get her.Tibby
This is my happening and it freaks me out!Austin Powers
Fuck off with your D&D GoBot bullshit.Randal Graves