Parky: This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas number one. How's it looking so far?
Billy Mack: Very bad indeed. Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach number one, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.
Parky: Do you mean that?
Billy Mack: Well of course I mean it, Michael. Do you want a preview? You old flirt.
[stands in front of Parky and flashes at him]
Parky: *That'll* never make number one!

Beautiful Aurelia, I've come here with a view of asking you to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person - because I hardly knows you - but sometimes things are so transparency, they don't need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England.

Jamie

Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.

Billy Mack

When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.

Billy Mack

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

Billy Mack

[Natalie, a secretary, is greeting the Prime Minister]
Natalie: Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!

American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.

Colin

I am Colin. God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

Colin

[on the phone to his sister] I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?

Prime Minister

Get a grip, people hate sissies. No-one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.

Karen

[on phone] Hello, babe. No, I'm not busy, no - fire away.

Sarah

Prime Minister: Right. So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped.
Natalie: Right. What should we do?
Prime Minister: Smile. Give a little bow. Wave.

FREE Movie Newsletter