Thank you. That will be nice. Yes is being my answer. Easy question.

Aurelia

Tony: You'll come back a broken man.
Colin: Yeah, back broken from too much sex.

Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.

Jamie's Girlfriend

Prime Minister: I'm very jealous of your plane, by the way.
The President: We love that old thing.

The President: We love that old thing.
Harry: What is this we're listening to?
Karen: Joni Mitchell.
Harry: I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.
Karen: I love her. And true love lasts a lifetime. Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught your cold English wife how to feel.
Harry: Did she? Oh well that's good. I must write to her some time and say thanks.

I look quite pretty.

Juliet

I just want a glimpse of me in a wedding dress that isn't bright turquoise.

Juliet

Harry: Right, the Christmas party. Not my favourite night of the year and your unhappy job to organise.
Mia: So tell me.
Harry: Pretty basic really. Find a venue, overorder on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole and advise the girls to avoid Kevin if they want their breasts unfondled.

John: I might get a shag at last.
Judy: Naughty.

Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.

Daniel

I'm on Shag Highway heading West.

Colin

Parky: This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas number one. How's it looking so far?
Billy Mack: Very bad indeed. Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach number one, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.
Parky: Do you mean that?
Billy Mack: Well of course I mean it, Michael. Do you want a preview? You old flirt.
[stands in front of Parky and flashes at him]
Parky: *That'll* never make number one!

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