If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.


I look like someone's homophobic aunt!

Susan Cooper

Fiona: How's Duckface?
Charles: Good form actually, not too mad.

Ace Ventura: [bending over and talking from his behind] Excuse me. I'd like to "ass" you a few questions.
Emilio: Ace, this is not the time. If Einhorn comes down here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history.

Rosemary Cross: I'm just having a little snack
Herman Blume: What'd you got there... carrots?

Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.

Oseary Drakoulias: Who the blazes is that?
Ned Plimpton: It's me, Ned. Maybe this is nothing, maybe it's something. I don't know what your problems are, I don't know... but I just inherited $275,000. Would that amount make any difference?
Oseary Drakoulias: What sort of expression is the lad wearing on his face?

Ahoy polloi... where did you come from, a scotch ad?

Spalding Smails

Whillenholly: Why are you shooting at me? I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall.
Chrissy: Two reasons. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches.
Missy: And two: because you're a man.
Whillenholly: Only on the outside.

We are the Knights who say... Ni!

Knight 1

Is that my sweet Rachel's voice I heard? Or am I just goin' meshuga?

Marilyn Hack

Peter Gibbons: So you guys are gonna fire Mike and Samir, and you're gonna give *me* more money?
Bob Porter: [nods] Uh-huh.
Peter Gibbons: Wow.

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