Favorite Comedy Quotes
Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.
Paulette
Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!
Rep. Rudd
This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.
Elle
So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!
Elle
Oooooh! Nice briefcase!
Elle
I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!
Elle
Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle Congress.
Elle
I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.
Elle
Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.
Your dogs are gay!
Dog Spa receptionist
Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.
Rep. Rudd
Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.
Emmett
