Favorite Comedy Quotes
My name is Lance, and I like nuts!Steve Barker
Goodbye, Hooker Lady!Thomas
We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates," or "Take my hands, boss." Like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."Gary
This is my doberman candy.Thomas
Steve Barker: What's in that?
Glen: Milk, eggs, and meat.
Steve Barker: What kind of meat?
Glen: Raw meat!
Peter's another name for weaner.Steve Barker
Otto: Don't call me stupid.
Wendy: Why on earth not?
We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!Otto
Wanda: Let's make love.
Archie: Well, if you absolutely insist...
Wanda: I want you to know something Otto.
Wanda: Even if you were my brother I'd still want to fuck you.
Airline Employee: Aisle or window, smoking or non?
Otto: What was the part in the middle?
I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what? Don't go near him, he's mine.Otto